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Attention all citizens: Our way of life is being threatened. Information has surfaced concerning a planned invasion by anti-dance insurgents of the free-expression zone known as Birrarung Marr (map co-ordinates confirmed) on Saturday 7th February, 2009. Be on your guard. A call to arms is a call of duty. The enemy, they will dress like you, act like you, talk like you but they won't be you. We must take a stand and hold our ground.
From the briefing dossier: Massive attack by insurgents on three fronts: Central command has established three defence posts at strategic co-ordinates. Code-named Driving Trance, House/Electro and Hard Trance these staging centres will act as rallying points.
The mission requires dance troops to dress in battle gear, standard army issue khaki, camouflage outfits are required to blend in with rebel forces. It is strongly advised that our loyalist troops do not wear civilian rig. Troops are required to report for battle between 1200 hours and 2200 hours. The mission: defend your right to dance. Out
7TH FEBRUARY 2009 Birrarung Marr MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA
SET TIMES: HEADQUARTERS 12:00 - 13:30 Mike Nichol 13:30 - 14:30 Steve Strangis 14:30 - 16:00 Alex M.O.R.P.H. (GER) 16:00 - 18:00 Kyau & Albert (GER) 18:00 - 20:00 The Thrillseekers (UK) 20:00 - 22:00 SOLARSTONE (UK)
ACADEMY 12:00 - 13:00 Butterbox 13:00 - 13:30 Subharmonic 13:30 - 14:30 Special Ed 14:30 - 15:30 Jody Mcleod 15:30 - 16:30 Chardy 16:30 - 17:30 Mind Electric 17:30 - 19:00 Jon Rundell... (read more)
Date: Saturday, February 7, 2009 Time: 12:00pm - 10:00pm Location: Birrarung Marr - Yarra River City/Town: Melbourne, Australia Contact InfoEmail:
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